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Post by Mrs Not So Nice on Mar 12, 2008 19:45:59 GMT -5
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, ' Why ye s, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
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Post by RObert on Mar 12, 2008 19:52:49 GMT -5
So the lesson is that all old Mississippians are psychics?(or stalkers)
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Post by tyrone on Mar 12, 2008 22:01:11 GMT -5
no robert it's called gossip. Fucktard
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Post by Cutter-DB4 on Mar 12, 2008 22:06:15 GMT -5
moving this to pub =p
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Post by RObert on Mar 13, 2008 5:50:26 GMT -5
no robert it's called gossip. Fucktard was kidding, they are though.
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Post by Geburah on Mar 13, 2008 15:40:24 GMT -5
no robert it's called gossip. Fucktard was kidding, they are though. hey robert btw, for a person that bitches 24/7 about the bad cheating hax0rs in db4, you surely have a nice origin of your avatar: --> forum.cheatengine.org/files/ahahaa_713.gifenough said i guess. too funny
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Post by RObert on Mar 13, 2008 17:47:49 GMT -5
was kidding, they are though. hey robert btw, for a person that bitches 24/7 about the bad cheating hax0rs in db4, you surely have a nice origin of your avatar: --> forum.cheatengine.org/files/ahahaa_713.gifenough said i guess. too funny i do post on the cheat engine forums but i don't use the program, at all nor would i know how, they are funny ass forums edit: you must have been trying to use my avatar for something if you hit copy image location, no?
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